Saddam Lives
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Saddam Lives
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Saddam is still alive",
Saddam decided to send George W. a letter in his own writing to let him know that he is still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and saw only a coded message: "370HSSV-0773H" He
couldn't figure it out, so he asked Karl Rove.
Rove suggested that the head of the CIA would certainly understand the code, so Bush sent it to George Tenet. Tenet, however, couldn't figure it out, either.
He suggested, "How about Condi? She has a doctorate, that means she's smart." But Dr. Rice Was baffled, too. As Bush was pondering the mysterious message, which lay on the desk before him, Colin Powell came into the Oval Office.
When he saw the paper and read what was written on it, he asked, "Sir, where did that come from?"
Bush replied testily, "Supposedly it's a message from Saddam. But what the hell does '370HSSV-0773H' mean?"
Powell cleared his throat and replied, "Mr.President, I think you've
been looking at the message upside down.
Saddam decided to send George W. a letter in his own writing to let him know that he is still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and saw only a coded message: "370HSSV-0773H" He
couldn't figure it out, so he asked Karl Rove.
Rove suggested that the head of the CIA would certainly understand the code, so Bush sent it to George Tenet. Tenet, however, couldn't figure it out, either.
He suggested, "How about Condi? She has a doctorate, that means she's smart." But Dr. Rice Was baffled, too. As Bush was pondering the mysterious message, which lay on the desk before him, Colin Powell came into the Oval Office.
When he saw the paper and read what was written on it, he asked, "Sir, where did that come from?"
Bush replied testily, "Supposedly it's a message from Saddam. But what the hell does '370HSSV-0773H' mean?"
Powell cleared his throat and replied, "Mr.President, I think you've
been looking at the message upside down.
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From: Stinkin Joisey
Originally posted by 01 XLT Sport
I got it...
I have been busy training my new bitch...
I got it...
I have been busy training my new bitch...
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Originally posted by 01 XLT Sport
Hey, you got it. I figured you would, however I bet RockPick was still trying to figure it out...
Hey, you got it. I figured you would, however I bet RockPick was still trying to figure it out...
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Originally posted by Fast Gator
I heard RockPick was stuck trying to figure out how to open that bottle of Zanio he has been promising to use for the past month
I heard RockPick was stuck trying to figure out how to open that bottle of Zanio he has been promising to use for the past month
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Ya see, you're both wrong....
Rockpick has been so damn busy with work and a King Ranch Club shirt order that he hasn't had time to fart much less do something that he enjoys.
I had a day off but, go figure, it rained... again. At the moment, I'm sad to say it but, the truck has been on the back burner. Too many other fires to extinguish first.
RP
Rockpick has been so damn busy with work and a King Ranch Club shirt order that he hasn't had time to fart much less do something that he enjoys.
I had a day off but, go figure, it rained... again. At the moment, I'm sad to say it but, the truck has been on the back burner. Too many other fires to extinguish first.
RP