There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary.

There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd. "Having children is an act of God!"

Silence fell upon the congregation. In the back of the room a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said: "snow and rain are also acts of God, but when we get too much, we wear rubbers!


Don't you just love little old ladies?

 

LMAO...

 

LMAO... nice one

 

I guess we are the only two that really liked it. That or just to get a post count, naaaaaaaaaa, we liked it...

 

Shaddup Burt. Seen the Bandit lately?

 

Did you not watch the freaking movie, Burt was the Bandit...

 

lol i knew what ya meant it was a good one