MATH PROBLEM
This sounds about right:

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% ?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100% ?

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top.

And look how far *** kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7= 127 %

 

ROFLMAO...

 

Well, looks like we have found the missing weapon of Math Destruction.

It's Gator

 

do we a little bit of a lithp?

 

Math destruction...

LOL...that's what I did back in Calc in college... Whew... only class I had to take twice.... I didn't fail it... just a low 'D'

 

damn, i can only imgine how far PROCRASTINATION will take me (i dont want to do the math )!!!

 

No, not a lisp. I like to play on words which must make me a cunning linguist.

 

Ha Ha >>>>>

Good one.