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Joke for Today:
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she always went late at night. Today she only needed a quart of milk, carton of eggs, orange juice, and a pound of bacon. As she was unloading her items to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. He said, "You must be single." The woman, a bit startled but intrigued, looked at her four items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk said.............................................. ...........
"'Cause you're uglier'n s#it."
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she always went late at night. Today she only needed a quart of milk, carton of eggs, orange juice, and a pound of bacon. As she was unloading her items to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. He said, "You must be single." The woman, a bit startled but intrigued, looked at her four items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk said.............................................. ...........
"'Cause you're uglier'n s#it."
At least he was an honest drunk.
