buttercups
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buttercups
On his second shot on #16, Harry somehow managed to shank his ball into the
woods. He found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up trashing just about
every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden ...POOF! In a flash and puff of
smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know
how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any
butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any
butter for your toast for the rest of your life . . . . . As a matter of fact,
you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" THEN POOF! . . .
. she was gone.
After Harry got a hold of himself, he called for his friend, "Fred, where
are you?" Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the ***** willows."
Harry yells back...... "DON'T SWING FRED!!! DON'T SWING!!!!!"
woods. He found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up trashing just about
every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden ...POOF! In a flash and puff of
smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know
how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any
butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any
butter for your toast for the rest of your life . . . . . As a matter of fact,
you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" THEN POOF! . . .
. she was gone.
After Harry got a hold of himself, he called for his friend, "Fred, where
are you?" Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the ***** willows."
Harry yells back...... "DON'T SWING FRED!!! DON'T SWING!!!!!"
Good one
