The Rake
> > >
> > > I was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and my wife was
about
> >to
> > > take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake.
> > > I yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?"
> > >
> > > She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?" I pointed to my
> >eye,
> > > then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion. When my wife
wasn't
> > > sure and said, "What?" I repeated the gestures. "EYE KNEE - THE RAKE"
> > >
> > > My wife replied that she understands and signals back. She first
> >points
> > > to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her
> >butt,
> > > and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell that I
could
> > > even come close to that one. Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked
her
> >"What
> > > in the hell was that?"
> > >
> > > She replies, "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH

 

Thats a good one...

 

HAHAHAHAHA!

 

LOL.........I need a good laugh.

Been to f'ed up to post any jokes

 

great

 

You? No way man. You been drinking beer again? You didn't invite me over!!! I'll help you drink your beer!! TRUST ME!