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Old May 19, 2003 | 09:18 PM
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Punk rocker Joke

A Nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothes entered. It was very quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass. " Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said "Sorry, had to mow the lawn. "

Have a good day and keep out of the Dr's Office. . ... .
 
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Old May 19, 2003 | 09:22 PM
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Mow the lawn... ROFL!!!

Just a good thing they didn't cut down the tree...




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Old May 19, 2003 | 09:55 PM
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LMAO...

At least it wasn't about carpet cleaning...
 
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Old May 20, 2003 | 12:07 PM
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Brings new meaning to the term "Bush whacker"
 
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Old May 20, 2003 | 12:14 PM
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The doctor was probably the guy that stole Trapper's weed-whacker.
 
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Old May 20, 2003 | 12:33 PM
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haha..
 
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Old May 20, 2003 | 03:43 PM
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funny gator

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