America's Plan
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America's Plan
Finally someone of notority I can agree with !
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not
heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere"
again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want
us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more
sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately,
regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome
them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to
anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home,
baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy-wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of
energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil-producing countries $10 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of
what we give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The
people who need it most get very little, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island someplace. We don't
need the spies and fair-weather friends here. Besides, it would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan? "The Statue of Liberty is no
longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled
masses.'
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
'You want a piece of me?'"
Robin Williams
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not
heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere"
again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want
us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more
sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately,
regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome
them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to
anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home,
baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy-wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of
energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil-producing countries $10 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of
what we give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The
people who need it most get very little, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island someplace. We don't
need the spies and fair-weather friends here. Besides, it would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan? "The Statue of Liberty is no
longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled
masses.'
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
'You want a piece of me?'"
Robin Williams
