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From: Stinkin Joisey
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A senior citizen's group chartered a bus from Brooklyn to Atlantic City.
As they entered New Jersey, an elderly woman came up to the driver and said "I've been molested!"
The driver thought she was just being delusional, and told her to go sit back down.
10 minutes later, another old woman came forward and claimed SHE'D been molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of wackos - who'd molest them?
10 minutes later, a third came up and said she'd been molested too. The driver decided he'd had enough, and pulled into the rest stop. When he stood up, he saw an old man on his hands and knees in the aisle.
"Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?"
"I lost my toupee. Three times I thought I found it, but when I grabbed it, it ran away..."
As they entered New Jersey, an elderly woman came up to the driver and said "I've been molested!"
The driver thought she was just being delusional, and told her to go sit back down.
10 minutes later, another old woman came forward and claimed SHE'D been molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of wackos - who'd molest them?
10 minutes later, a third came up and said she'd been molested too. The driver decided he'd had enough, and pulled into the rest stop. When he stood up, he saw an old man on his hands and knees in the aisle.
"Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?"
"I lost my toupee. Three times I thought I found it, but when I grabbed it, it ran away..."
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An ode to the famous gator !
Gator Gator he's our man
wars,plaques and pestilence fix it he can.
a wonder of a creature he be
loves Aussie crocks, bears and women cant you see.
even the jersey mafia loves this man
and FoMoCo is a loving fan.
his trusted Lightning is made of earth and heat
and will rip you from your seat.
his iron steed goes like Banshee wind in dark of night
oh what a fright.
hide the women and children oh dear
for Gators rolling at 140 on his run for BEER.
Gator Gator he's our man
wars,plaques and pestilence fix it he can.
a wonder of a creature he be
loves Aussie crocks, bears and women cant you see.
even the jersey mafia loves this man
and FoMoCo is a loving fan.
his trusted Lightning is made of earth and heat
and will rip you from your seat.
his iron steed goes like Banshee wind in dark of night
oh what a fright.
hide the women and children oh dear
for Gators rolling at 140 on his run for BEER.
Last edited by Georgia_Moon; May 15, 2003 at 05:28 PM.
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