Blondes
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From: Stinkin Joisey
Blondes
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.
She then picked up all the money and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral of the story:
Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.
She then picked up all the money and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral of the story:
Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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From: Athens, Ga
Fast Gator:
You continue to out do yourself...I thought you were still in the
"JERSEY" witness protection program and were to go undercover!
MRBBQMAN:
Are you and Fast Gator related ??? I've heard (from trusted sources at CNN) that Fast Gator is not in NJ...but in Florida living
on a GATOR farm...I really thought thats how your suppose to
print a Word document anyway...been doing it for years.
You continue to out do yourself...I thought you were still in the
"JERSEY" witness protection program and were to go undercover!
MRBBQMAN:
Are you and Fast Gator related ??? I've heard (from trusted sources at CNN) that Fast Gator is not in NJ...but in Florida living
on a GATOR farm...I really thought thats how your suppose to
print a Word document anyway...been doing it for years.
