Why Men Are So Cool
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From: Stinkin Joisey
Why Men Are So Cool
Their *** is never a factor in a job interview.
Their orgasms are real. Always.
Their last name stays put.
The garage is always theirs.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
They never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
Car mechanics tell them the truth.
They don't give a rat's *** if someone notices their new haircut.
Hot wax never comes near their pubic area.
Same work . . . more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
They don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $100.
If they retain water, it's in a canteen.
People never glance at their chest when they're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle their feet.
One mood, ALL the damn time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
A 5-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
They can open their own jars.
They get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Their underwear costs $10 for a 3-pack.
If they are 34 and single, nobody notices.
They can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pair of shoes is more than enough.
They can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours withou t ever thinking, "He must be mad at me".
No maxi-pads.
If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, they might just become lifelong friends.
They are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors.
They don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
They are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Their belly usually hides their big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes: one color, all seasons.
They can "do" their nails with a pocketknife.
Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th is finished in minutes.
The world is their urinal.
Their orgasms are real. Always.
Their last name stays put.
The garage is always theirs.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
They never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
Car mechanics tell them the truth.
They don't give a rat's *** if someone notices their new haircut.
Hot wax never comes near their pubic area.
Same work . . . more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
They don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $100.
If they retain water, it's in a canteen.
People never glance at their chest when they're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle their feet.
One mood, ALL the damn time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
A 5-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
They can open their own jars.
They get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Their underwear costs $10 for a 3-pack.
If they are 34 and single, nobody notices.
They can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pair of shoes is more than enough.
They can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours withou t ever thinking, "He must be mad at me".
No maxi-pads.
If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, they might just become lifelong friends.
They are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors.
They don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
They are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Their belly usually hides their big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes: one color, all seasons.
They can "do" their nails with a pocketknife.
Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th is finished in minutes.
The world is their urinal.
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Men are so cool because...
a woman who knows what the he11 she's talking about can make them do just about anything.
(I love it when a guy tries to show off by taking about engines then gets knocked on his @ss when I start asking informed questions)
(I love it when a guy tries to show off by taking about engines then gets knocked on his @ss when I start asking informed questions)
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Originally posted by roadrunner
very few ladys ask informed questions - unless a man tells them to.
WOW - that'll get my asp burned
rr
very few ladys ask informed questions - unless a man tells them to.
WOW - that'll get my asp burned
rr
God Giving:
The right to cook and clean...
Man Giving:
The right to remain silent...
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Re: Men are so cool because...
Originally posted by rdy2rac with
a woman who knows what the he11 she's talking about can make them do just about anything.
a woman who knows what the he11 she's talking about can make them do just about anything.
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From: Stinkin Joisey
Originally posted by MROLDV8
Like Monty Python says;
"Men-Men-Men-Men
Men-Men-Men-Men"
"Oh its fun to be on a ship with men,
and sail across the sea-oh"
Like Monty Python says;
"Men-Men-Men-Men
Men-Men-Men-Men"
"Oh its fun to be on a ship with men,
and sail across the sea-oh"
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Re: Re: Men are so cool because...
Originally posted by Fast Gator
Boy isn't that the truth , I will not to even begin to tell you the things I have been talked into doing or going to
Boy isn't that the truth , I will not to even begin to tell you the things I have been talked into doing or going to
...somethings are just better in the closet ...