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Old Apr 27, 2003 | 07:07 PM
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Its Only a Bug

A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about
his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over
and slices the man's ***** off.

Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter.
The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all
of a sudden the ***** smacks the pickup on the windshield,
sticks for a moment, then flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck
was that?"

Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at
such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug,
honey."

The daughter sits with a confused look on her face and after
a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big ****, didn't it?"
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Old Apr 27, 2003 | 07:36 PM
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OMG... ROFLMAO...
 
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Old Apr 27, 2003 | 10:38 PM
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ROFLMAO! Too funny... hahahahahahhahahaha...

Can't you picture 01 XLT's daughter saying this from the backseat? ROFL!

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Old Apr 27, 2003 | 10:40 PM
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 
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Old Apr 27, 2003 | 10:56 PM
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wow i like that one!!!!!
 
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Old Apr 28, 2003 | 12:20 AM
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I knew you sick bastards would like that one
 
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Old Apr 28, 2003 | 08:51 AM
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Originally posted by Fast Gator
I knew you sick bastards would like that one
Us? Sick bastards? Oh man... that's calling the kettle black for sure!!! We all know you better than that!

ROFL!!

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Old Apr 28, 2003 | 09:14 AM
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mooooooooooooooo

any questions?
 
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Old Apr 28, 2003 | 09:33 AM
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Uh huh... the real truth comes out.

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Old Apr 28, 2003 | 06:04 PM
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i am only sick cause i could see some of those elementary kids i drive to say something just like that!!
 
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Old Apr 28, 2003 | 07:03 PM
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Yeah... most of them wouldn't know what in the world they were talking about though... I hope.

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Old Apr 28, 2003 | 07:46 PM
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HAHA i knew what was coming.
 
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