An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A
young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had
spiked hair in all different colors; green, red,
orange, blue and yellow.
The old man just stared. Every time the young man
looked, the old man was staring.
The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the
matter old-timer, never done anything wild in your
life?"
Without batting an eye. The old man replied, "Got
drunk once in Japan and had sex with a parrot, I was
just wondering if you were my son."

 

ROFLMAO.... Excellent one Gator

 

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.

 

ROFLMAO! I've heard that one before but man... it's just as good the second time. Kinda like Heather Locklear was the other day.

RP

 

LMAO