Old Blonde Joke
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From: Stinkin Joisey
Old Blonde Joke
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep,husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's fair - given that you are blind - that you know five things:
#1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
#2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
#3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
#4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
#5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah . .Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep,husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's fair - given that you are blind - that you know five things:
#1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
#2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
#3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
#4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
#5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah . .Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
