Labor Pains
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Labor Pains
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby
delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a
new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's
labor pain to the baby's father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were
both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to
10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain
than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor
progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to
go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the
husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At
this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued
to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to
transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with
virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch all curled up and holding his stomach
delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a
new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's
labor pain to the baby's father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were
both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to
10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain
than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor
progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to
go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the
husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At
this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued
to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to
transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with
virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch all curled up and holding his stomach
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Nah, a rockpick moment would've consisted of preaching about Meguiars and talking about what a bonehead you actually are...
It's unmistakeable when a 'ROCKPICK MOMENT' occurs.
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From: Stinkin Joisey
Originally posted by RockPick
Nah, a rockpick moment would've consisted of preaching about Zanio and talking about what a bonehead you actually are...
It's unmistakeable when a 'ROCKPICK MOMENT' occurs.
RP
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Nah, a rockpick moment would've consisted of preaching about Zanio and talking about what a bonehead you actually are...
It's unmistakeable when a 'ROCKPICK MOMENT' occurs.
RP
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A RockPick moment:
"Well my good good friends Fast Gator, 01, Harley and other Zaino users I have decided that since someone will send me FREE Zaino, because I am cheap, that I will try it. Deep in my heart I know Meguiar's day's are numbered. Deep in my heart I have been wanting to try this Zaino magic for so long it hurts..."
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"Well my good good friends Fast Gator, 01, Harley and other Zaino users I have decided that since someone will send me FREE Zaino, because I am cheap, that I will try it. Deep in my heart I know Meguiar's day's are numbered. Deep in my heart I have been wanting to try this Zaino magic for so long it hurts..."
Brought to you by ZAINO, the shine that just keeps going, and going, and going, and going...