Since my truck is in the shop, I decided to drive my wife to work this afternoon in her Focus, this way I won't be without wheels for the evening.

So on the way to her work, she asks me to pull into the coffee shop and get her a coffee from the drive-thru, no problems so far, life is good.

We pull up to the line, and it's actually quite long, we're maybe the 10th car in line.
The problem with the line is that it's an "L' shape.
Right at the "juncture" where the line straightens up, some ******** in his riced out Honda pulls up and trys to weazal into the line in front of us.

Since I'm not paying attention and daydreaming about other stuff, my wife starts yelling at me "Al, look at this guy, are you gonna let him butt in front of us? Do something!!"
(She always gets excited on her way to work)

So I follow the car ahead of me, and barely leave a 2 inch gap so riceboy can't squeeze in. But the dude is still coming, and he barely misses hitting my front bumper.
It was like a game of chicken, and I just kept driving, if he hits me, well, I'll have to deal with it. Luckily for me, he stops at the last second, and barely misses me.

Then he leans on his horn for a good 30 seconds, haha.
So I lower the p-window, and politely ask "Yo dude, what's your problem?"
(My wife is sitting beside me hissing at the guy the entire time)

So he starts babbling "I was next in line, and you should wait your turn"
Then I start laughing, and tell him to get to the back of the line and stop acting like a ******** (my exact words) haha

So riceboy loses his temper and yells "F--- This" at the top of his lungs, and tries to peel out of the parking lot, only thing, he missed his shift and stalled his car right in the middle of his theatrical performance. It takes him about 2 minutes to start the engine again, but I have all the windows open now, and i'm yelling "hey nice shift"

All I remember is him peeling out of the parking lot and flipping me the bird.
HAHAHA
I love free entertainment, and now I look like "the man" in front of my misses.

Habibi

 

Ricers are great for a laugh.

 

Heck , you should of just showed him your new backgammon board. Then he may have saved himself some embarrassment on you how you out manuvered him.



Just think, if he did hit your wife's new car .... then who would be "Da Man" ?

 

haha the parking lot at my school is the same way every afternoon

 

LOL

 

Ha Ha...That was funny. The way you described the actions of that guy was hilarious.

 

Good for you Habibi, what a ricer moron. I had a ricer incident about 2 weeks ago on the turnpike/freeway with a ricer.

This moron I guess thought the turnpike/freeway was the Winston Cup Track (NASCAR) and decides that doing 75mpg down the turnpike/freeway is not good enough for him and his wussie yellow ricemobile with the offical wing from NASA on the trunk.

Mind you the turnpike/freeway is kind of packed, kind of like a race at Bristal (Winston Cup Track, God I love that track) anywho, this young punk with his 35hp worth of stickers thinks he is going to draft on my @ss and reduce my fuel mileage. I am thinking:

"No can do little pup, Daddy going to teach you a lesson in drafting on an unoffical Winston Cup Track"

Now to set the mood a bit here, I have AC/DC cranked WAY up in the truck so kind of have that rush going if you know what I mean (from the music). So I figure I'll give little rice boy a chance and take the truck up to 80mph. Nope little Johnny is still not good with that and insist on being a part of my truck. I am thinking the ol' boy is hitched up to the truck, but the problem is I don't have the hitch on...

So, with AC/DC cranking, and getting a little pissy over rice boy wanting to suck up some of my MPG I begin to think "mod money" I mean hell if little meatball can afford the "offical wing from NASA" he must have some money...

So I take her up to about 90mph pull a way some and then I just LAY on the brakes and while doing so thinking about all the nice mod's I am going to do to the truck. Well, riceboy didnt do to bad, hit his brakes hard, except he was one none driving fu*k, he smacked the guard rail a bit (nothing serious), lose some paint and I believe about 20hp worth of stickers.

Needless to say it must have hurt his areodynamics because he never did catch back up to draft with me...

 

Canyon has a very good point...hehehehehe...

 

both very good stories i think the adhisive has gone to the brains of the ricer idiots

 

So what you are saying is that they are losing brain/sticker/horsepower??

I didn't think they had any to start with.

but seriously if I took 3" wide yellow duct tape and put half a dozen stripes on my car I could effectively double the horsepower??

 

Excellent way to handle it Habibi. Wish I had your composure. I tend to get out of my car and rant and rave at them.

 

I can't wait until I get my cb pa system. Then I'll have some fun!

 

When you get it installed . Buy a Crow call tape and play it while you wait in line. The crows will circle your truck and plop some fun on the other cars around you.

 

Gee, what happened to a good ole punch in the nose