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Old Apr 23, 2003 | 09:39 AM
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The Worlds Thinnest Books

"How I Served My Country" by Jane Fonda

"My Beauty Secrets" by Janet Reno

"Things I Love About Bill" by Hillary Clinton

"My Little Book Of Personal Hygiene" by Osama Bin Laden

"Things I Cannot Afford" by Bill Gates

"Things I Would Not Do For Money" by Dennis Rodman

"My Wild Years" by Al Gore

"America's Most Popular Lawyers"

"A Collection Of Motivational Speeches" by Dr. Kevorkian

"Everything Men Know About Women"

"Everything Women Know About Men"

"Mike Tyson's Guide To Dating Etiquette"

"Spotted Owl Recipes" by the EPA

"My Plan To Find The Real Killers" by O.J. Simpson

and the world's No. 1 thinnest book

"My Book Of Morals" by Bill Clinton (with introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson)
 
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Old Apr 23, 2003 | 10:17 AM
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and the world's No. 1 thinnest book
French war victories.... (it has no pages)
 
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Old Apr 23, 2003 | 10:30 AM
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French war victories.... (it has no pages)
amen to that one
 
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Old Apr 23, 2003 | 11:42 AM
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Originally posted by rdy2rac with
"My Book Of Morals" by Bill Clinton (with introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson)
ROFLMAO... good one, don't forget the world's thickest book by Bill Clinton: How to molest young girls...
 
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Old Apr 23, 2003 | 11:43 AM
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French war victories.... (it has no pages)
That's a real good one, I heard if it ever comes out the color will be yellow...

French, what a bunch of wussie morons...
 
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Old Apr 23, 2003 | 12:38 PM
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Napoleon?


too bad he was so "short", or maybe he would have been able to propigate...maybe it had to do with what he was doing with his hand in his coat.

If they only would have been able to clone some of him, maybe they would have been a bit tougher.

and less rude.
 
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Old Apr 23, 2003 | 12:43 PM
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Posted by 01 - That's a real good one, I heard if it ever comes out the color will be yellow...
I thought it was just a yellow stripe down the back and no spine
 

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Old Apr 23, 2003 | 01:27 PM
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Those are great! How about:

Everything I know about polictics and supporting my country - Martin Sheen
 
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Old Apr 23, 2003 | 01:46 PM
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Those are great! How about:

Everything I know about polictics and supporting my country - Martin Sheen
Subtitled: I'm not a president but I play one on TV.
 
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Old Apr 23, 2003 | 03:58 PM
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wow those are great!!
 
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Old Apr 23, 2003 | 06:03 PM
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My book of "E-Tickets" has been running pretty slim lately....

 
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Old Apr 23, 2003 | 09:09 PM
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Those are great! How about:

Everything I know about polictics and supporting my country - Martin Sheen
We have a WINNER...
 
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Old Apr 23, 2003 | 09:32 PM
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Re: The Worlds Thinnest Books

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I especially like that one... LMAO!

RP
 
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Old Apr 24, 2003 | 10:30 AM
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Here is one for the mix:

How to tell the truth - Bill Clinton
 
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Old Apr 24, 2003 | 11:07 AM
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"Good public speaking techniques" By W. Bush
 
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