Two Iraqis are in a locker room taking a shower after their racquetball
game when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very
uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I cannot", lamented the first Iraqi. "It is permanently stuck in my
butt."
"I do not understand," said the other. The first Iraqi says, "I was
walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a
puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with
a white beard and top hat came oozing out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam,
the Genie. I can grant you one wish." I said, "No sh*t."

 

ROFLMAO...

 

Yeah... umm... okay.

Sure it wasn't a Zaino bottle that he had up his 'exit'? Good place for it.

RP

 

Naaa, if it was a Zaino bottle it would have slid right out, nothing as slick as Zaino...

 

I'm SINCERELY AFRAID to ask how you might know that...

Please do not make any further comments... I've heard WAY TOO MUCH already.

RP

 

Man, it is tough keeping up with you and Fast Gator, my damn fingers are begining to hurt...

 

Time to put up or ship out. urr... something like that. Gator and I have mad skillz.

Truth be known, the reason we type so fast is because we're both listening to a stream of Eminem off of the internet. LMAO!

RP

 

LMAO @ RP

 

Think about it Gator... aren't you worried about that comment? I mean, I'm all for getting to know your product by using it and knowing it will work to your standards but, isn't this just a tad... screw that... WAY... over the edge?

RP

 

Man, you and your "LLAMA LOTION"...

 

I think we should be saying 'YOU' and the llama lotion.

Oh yeah, BTW, your goat called. Said he's "READY".

RP

 

What is it with you and animals tonight? Something over there saying moooOOOOOoooo.....

 

Don't you EVER talk about my mom like that again.

LMAO!!

RP

 

Good God, them sume sick puppies on this board tonight

And I love it

 

Hell we could start a road show. You, RockPick and me. You and I would be the one's selling and telling everyone about Zaino, and animal boy could sale his animal lotion...