BUYAGRA: Stimulant to be taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and
duration of spending spree.

MENICILLIN: Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to
such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?"

ST. MOM'S WORT: Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering
preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.

EMPTY NESTROGEN: Highly effective supplement that eliminates melancholy by
enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't
wait till they moved out.

PEPTO-BIMBO: Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed
before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and
improves flirting.

DUMMEROL: When taken with Pepto-bimbo, can cause lowering of IQ, causing
enjoyment of loud country music and cheap beer.

FLIPITOR: Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage
and the urge to flip off other drivers.

JACKASSPIRIN: Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your
birthday, anniversary, or phone number.

ANTI-TALKSIDENT: A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone
too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.

RAGAMET: When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as
nagging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it
herself.

DAMMITOL: Take two and the rest of the world can go to hell for 8 hours!

 

How about one that guys can give their wifes or X-wife:

PERMASEAL - Semi-permanent lip seal, last 8 - 12hrs, effects - keeps her mouth shut so she can not bitch and nag, in other words so MAN can actually get something done...

 

Shouldn't that be, to shut the other person up so that she can continue to talk un-interupted

 

Could you imagen two women having that? hell of a fight...

Then again if they both use it on each other it would be peaceful...

 

Helluva a fight? Try World War IV. Whew... I wouldn't want to be near that one.

RP

 

I think it would make some serious cash on one of them pay channels...

 

Hrrm... sounds like a good joint business venture. You in with me 01?

 

Let's do it, this could be our fad and we can make some serious cash at it...