Joke for 01 XLT Sport
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From: Stinkin Joisey
Joke for 01 XLT Sport
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To
their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi
soldier in a ditch along side the road.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American
soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, who was still barely
alive. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him
what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth.
I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right
in the eye and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is a corrupt, cheating, lying
piece of crap!"
He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill Clinton, Tom
Daschle, Ted Kennedy and most of the rest of your Democrats are corrupt,
cheating, lying pieces of crap too!"
"We were standing there shaking hands when this truck hit us."
their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi
soldier in a ditch along side the road.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American
soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, who was still barely
alive. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him
what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth.
I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right
in the eye and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is a corrupt, cheating, lying
piece of crap!"
He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill Clinton, Tom
Daschle, Ted Kennedy and most of the rest of your Democrats are corrupt,
cheating, lying pieces of crap too!"
"We were standing there shaking hands when this truck hit us."
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From: NH
Re: Joke for 01 XLT Sport
Originally posted by Fast Gator
He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill Clinton, Tom
Daschle, Ted Kennedy and most of the rest of your Democrats are corrupt,
cheating, lying pieces of crap too!"
"We were standing there shaking hands when this truck hit us."
He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill Clinton, Tom
Daschle, Ted Kennedy and most of the rest of your Democrats are corrupt,
cheating, lying pieces of crap too!"
"We were standing there shaking hands when this truck hit us."
Damn good one Fast Gator...
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From: NH
Originally posted by RockPick
Doh... had to re-read that thread title...
I thought it said '01 XLT IS A JOKE'... sorry about that... I'll try to read a little slower in the future...
LMAO!!
RP
Doh... had to re-read that thread title...
I thought it said '01 XLT IS A JOKE'... sorry about that... I'll try to read a little slower in the future...
LMAO!!
RP
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From: Tustin,Ca
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Originally posted by RockPick
Doh... had to re-read that thread title...
I thought it said '01 XLT IS A JOKE'... sorry about that... I'll try to read a little slower in the future...
LMAO!!
RP
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01 XLT Quote----Ya, is that your problem???
Hey 01,
I think his problem is that Fast Gator types too fast ....
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Originally posted by RockPick
Doh... had to re-read that thread title...
I thought it said '01 XLT IS A JOKE'... sorry about that... I'll try to read a little slower in the future...
LMAO!!
RP
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01 XLT Quote----Ya, is that your problem???
Hey 01,
I think his problem is that Fast Gator types too fast ....
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From: The Bluegrass State
Originally posted by 01 XLT Sport
Even better... , poor old guy can't read that well nowadays...
Even better...
, poor old guy can't read that well nowadays...
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From: NH
Originally posted by RockPick
Yeah, and you're seemingly reading better and better each day. Catching my spellling errrors and such. You must have installed some type of grammatical check on your machine.... I know how you are...
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Yeah, and you're seemingly reading better and better each day. Catching my spellling errrors and such. You must have installed some type of grammatical check on your machine.... I know how you are...
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From: NH
Originally posted by Fast Gator
I knew 01 XLT Sport would like that one. But RP, now thats another story...hehe
Maybe he got some Zanio in his eye and couldn't read the topic of this thread correctly
I knew 01 XLT Sport would like that one. But RP, now thats another story...hehe
Maybe he got some Zanio in his eye and couldn't read the topic of this thread correctly
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From: The Bluegrass State
You're right. I confess. I'm taking it out of the Z bottles and repackaging it as 'LLAMA LOTION'.
You'll see it on the shelves of your favorite adult novelty store in the very near future.
RP
You'll see it on the shelves of your favorite adult novelty store in the very near future.
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From: The Bluegrass State
Originally posted by 01 XLT Sport
What the hell is "'LLAMA LOTION"?
Sounds like something you use for an animal...
Whatcha all doing down there in your neck of the woods?
What the hell is "'LLAMA LOTION"?
Sounds like something you use for an animal...
Whatcha all doing down there in your neck of the woods?
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