Defination of Oxymoron

Old Apr 16, 2003 | 06:33 PM
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Defination of Oxymoron

 
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Old Apr 16, 2003 | 06:37 PM
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Okay Gator, you've got me confused. Is the oxymoron the sign or the full riot gear policeman with a bunch of lesbians to fend off?
 
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Old Apr 16, 2003 | 07:08 PM
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Ya know...why cant the lesbians in real life be like the ones on tv? SO HOT! Then you see a bunch of 'em on the street & they look like...like ten miles of bad road...just a buncha picketing train wrecks with really bad breath....so disheartening....

You know that cops thinkin' "Well, bein' a guy in uniform sure as he!! aint gonna get me an impromptu hummer in THIS crowd..."...
 

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Old Apr 16, 2003 | 07:43 PM
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Her sign is an oxymoron because lezbos can't be against bush, refering to the female private part,.....or something.
 
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Old Apr 16, 2003 | 08:14 PM
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Ya know...why cant the lesbians in real life be like the ones on tv? SO HOT!
that aint no ***** man! Why cant they all be hott?....
 
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Old Apr 16, 2003 | 09:27 PM
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if they were all hot it would just leave ugly girls and fatties for us guys. i hate to see a hot lesbian it pisses me off cuz i know i aint got a chance. hold on i aint got a chance with hot straight girls either im just screwed
 
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Old Apr 16, 2003 | 09:27 PM
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Ya, like Frank said the "bush" or as lesbos go, there are carpet lickers...
 
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Old Apr 16, 2003 | 10:29 PM
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carpet munchers, stamp lickers, pie eaters. LOL
All the lezzies Ive seen up here all have the same "butch" army type hair cuts, and overweight with bad skin, BLEH!!

Where's all the hot ones??

Habibi

 
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Old Apr 16, 2003 | 10:41 PM
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"Bush" beaters or not, I still think the real oxymoron is the picture of the cop in riot gear for a bunch of "thatch suckers".
 
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Old Apr 16, 2003 | 10:46 PM
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Oh, and lets not forget ****** snackers...
 
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Old Apr 16, 2003 | 10:59 PM
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Hmmm...........Maybe they're all clean shaven! (nothing gets in the teeth that way)
 
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Old Apr 16, 2003 | 11:14 PM
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I can't resist....I have to tell this joke.......

How are lima beans and p-hair alike?

You push them aside and keep on eating!
 
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Old Apr 17, 2003 | 12:20 AM
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Hahah, that's great.

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Old Apr 17, 2003 | 02:23 AM
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Re: Defination of Oxymoron

I thought you would say something like - French Military


PS - There is a lesbo at work (who would've guessed here in the bay area ) and I assure you they are not hot like on TV.

I'm a lesbo - trapped in a mans body.
 
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Old Apr 17, 2003 | 07:17 AM
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The important thing to remember is lesbos are NOT born lesbos, they turn that way because NO man would ever touch them...
 
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