one liners to live by....
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one liners to live by....
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.
I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"
My reality check bounced.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!
You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Everybody is somebody's weirdo.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted._
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
The more garbage you put up with, the more garbage you are going to get.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.
I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"
My reality check bounced.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!
You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Everybody is somebody's weirdo.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted._
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
The more garbage you put up with, the more garbage you are going to get.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
