Gynecologist turned mechanic!
A Gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines so thought he'd become a mechanic.
So he went along to mechanics school and the final test was to strip the engine completely and reassemble it -- obviously back into perfect working order.
So our Gynecologist friend did the test and anxiously awaited the result. The day he received the results he got quite a surprise, he got 150%! He quickly phoned the instructor and queried the mark. The instructor said, "No, no -- that's right. First I gave you 50% for stripping down the engine - a very thorough job. Next I gave you 50% for reassembling it -- a fantastic job really, and then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the muffler."
So he went along to mechanics school and the final test was to strip the engine completely and reassemble it -- obviously back into perfect working order.
So our Gynecologist friend did the test and anxiously awaited the result. The day he received the results he got quite a surprise, he got 150%! He quickly phoned the instructor and queried the mark. The instructor said, "No, no -- that's right. First I gave you 50% for stripping down the engine - a very thorough job. Next I gave you 50% for reassembling it -- a fantastic job really, and then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the muffler."


