A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father, she stands next to the barbers chair, eating a cupcake while her dad gets his haircut.

The barber smiles at her and says, "sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."

"I know," she replies," I'm gonna get tit$ too."

 

Gator that's baaaaaaaaad. Funny, but bad.

 

ROFLMAO...

 

That's kind of like:

If there is grass on the field, PLAY BALL...