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Old Apr 11, 2003 | 12:07 AM
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It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position.



The husband sits up and begs.



The wife rolls over and plays dead...
 
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Old Apr 11, 2003 | 12:09 AM
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Old Apr 11, 2003 | 08:52 AM
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ROFLMFAO!!!
 
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Old Apr 11, 2003 | 09:19 AM
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Old Apr 11, 2003 | 11:22 AM
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Then there is the three stages marital sex....

First stage- House sex, newly weds will have sex all over the house, the kitchen, the living room, the dining room, the bathroom, etc...



Second Stage- Bedroom sex, when the newly wed period wears off. Sex is mainly limited to being performed in the bedroom.



Third stage- Hallway sex, after being married for many years. Many couples revert to the quicker and more efficient way of having sex. When they pass each other in the hallway they say "F' You".

 
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Old Apr 11, 2003 | 11:53 AM
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You mean to tell me I have been having sex with my wife for all these years now and didn't even realize that's what I was doing? MAN O MAN

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Old Apr 11, 2003 | 12:02 PM
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Me neither.

I thought I knew what I was doing until one day she said,
"You remind me of Richard".
 
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Old Apr 11, 2003 | 03:44 PM
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All I have to say is.....

 
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Old Apr 11, 2003 | 03:51 PM
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Talking Man, that's just wrong! LOL

Funny, but wrong Navigirl. ROFLMAO!
 
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Old Apr 11, 2003 | 03:57 PM
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Nice Navigirl that is great. Well with all these posts of sexual things and such that you do it sure would be nice to actaully see what you look like maybe you could post a picture of yuorself or maybe if i'm nice enough you could even send me one. (Hoping she has a half naked one to send me) Did I just say that out loud?

Richard D.

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WHILE YOUR HERE CHECK OUT MY GALLERY:
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Old Apr 11, 2003 | 04:01 PM
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Ok Ok...twist my arm a little more....

I have been promising FastGator a pic as well....

I will have my hubby take one...sorry don't think he will agree to the half naked one....and post it on here for you all to see me once and for all

Although, I do like having you all guessing what I look like...makes it a lit more interesting....suspenseful
 
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Old Apr 11, 2003 | 04:08 PM
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Now your suppose to have girlfriend take the half naked picture and send it to us so Hubby does not know about it. TWIST TWIST!
You know you could send one of you ina bikini that is half naked.
TWIST TWIST

\Richard D.
 
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Old Apr 11, 2003 | 04:16 PM
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TWIST
CRUNCH!!
OWWW!!

OOPS, SORRY!

 
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Old Apr 11, 2003 | 04:18 PM
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Old Apr 11, 2003 | 04:20 PM
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I will have my hubby take one...sorry don't think he will agree to the half naked one....
So make it a full naked one.
 
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