Mastercard Wedding
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Mastercard Wedding
MasterCard Wedding
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took
place at Clemson University. It was in the local
newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on
stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he
wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially
wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to
give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the
bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party,
was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside
each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having
sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of
them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to
tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests'
reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best
man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and
said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd
and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy
goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000
for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all,
trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of
300 friends and family members. This guy has ***** the size
of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard
"priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members
and friends......................................$32,0 00.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion.......................................... $3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui.............................................. $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the
8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man..........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for
everything else there's MASTERCARD.
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took
place at Clemson University. It was in the local
newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on
stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he
wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially
wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to
give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the
bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party,
was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside
each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having
sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of
them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to
tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests'
reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best
man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and
said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd
and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy
goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000
for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all,
trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of
300 friends and family members. This guy has ***** the size
of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard
"priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members
and friends......................................$32,0 00.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion.......................................... $3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui.............................................. $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the
8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man..........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for
everything else there's MASTERCARD.
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From: The Bluegrass State
Originally posted by NaviGirl
YES!!! That is my new favorite saying! LOL
YES!!! That is my new favorite saying! LOL
I'll just put it in my back pocket for now... LOL!
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From: the moral high ground
Originally posted by RockPick
HAHAHA! I just need to find the right time to be able to use it...
I'll just put it in my back pocket for now... LOL!
RP
HAHAHA! I just need to find the right time to be able to use it...
I'll just put it in my back pocket for now... LOL!
RP
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From: Stinkin Joisey
Originally posted by RockPick
Raoul... You're a life saver man... thanks....
WELL RAOUL, I PERSONALLY THINK THAT HE'S GOT ***** THE SIZE OF CHURCH BELLS...
RP
Raoul... You're a life saver man... thanks....
WELL RAOUL, I PERSONALLY THINK THAT HE'S GOT ***** THE SIZE OF CHURCH BELLS...
RP
