A irish man sits at the bar and is drunk,the barkeep tells him no more and he say's fine i"ll be leaving then. The drunk pulls himself up using the bar and turns and falls on his face, he then crawls to the table and again get to his feet and falls once more on his face. He crawls to the door and outside the bar and he can see his house 3 doors down and again pulls himself to his feet using a lamp post, he again falls and just says i"ll crawl from here. He gets home and crawls to bed and sleeps off his drunk. His wife comes in and wakes him and says you must have had a good one on last night and the man answers why? i believe i may have why?. and the wife says you left your wheelchair at the pub lad.