A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say:

"Red..................cherry,"

"Yellow...............lemon,"

"Green................lime,"

"Orange...............orange."

Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father. One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "They're a$$holes, everybody, spit them out!"

**edit for spelling**

 

where do you get this stuff?

 

LMAO! Good one Gator.