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Old Apr 2, 2003 | 06:23 PM
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FrEnCh again

A blonde bought a new Lexus and returned the next day, complaining that the radio didn't work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice-activated.

"Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

She drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their songs....

One day, some kids ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them!

"FU*KIN' A$$HOLES!" she yelled.....


The French National Anthem began to play!

**edit to fix spelling of "****IN *******S"**
 

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Old Apr 2, 2003 | 06:54 PM
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haha....********* *******S !! hahaa
 
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Old Apr 2, 2003 | 08:46 PM
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thats a good one fast gator
 
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Old Apr 3, 2003 | 06:47 AM
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EXCELLENT !!!
 
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Old Apr 3, 2003 | 11:54 AM
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I forgot about the curse word editing.......I'll fix that
 
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Old Apr 3, 2003 | 11:56 AM
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My neighbor has a "french" poodle, maybe after work I'll go over and kick the sh*t out of it...
 
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Old Apr 3, 2003 | 03:05 PM
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Did anyone see the poll on the link. 25% support Iraq. WTF. And it said the war that France fought not to happen. well NOW they are fighting for something.

"The graffiti appeared on 26 March - six days after the start of the war in Iraq, which France had fought to prevent. "
 
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Old Apr 4, 2003 | 04:29 PM
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Originally posted by 01 XLT Sport
My neighbor has a "french" poodle, maybe after work I'll go over and kick the sh*t out of it...
Gator told me you LIKED poodles but not for kicking
 
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