Peace Activists Etiquette

With all of this talk of impending war, many of us will
encounter "Peace Activists" who will try and convince us that we
must refrain from retaliating against the ones who terrorized us
all on September 11, 2001, and those who support terror.

These activists may be alone or in a gathering.....most of us don't
know how to react to them. When you come upon one of these
people, or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of
etiquette:

1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike
up a conversation if necessary and look very interested in their
ideas. They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by
attacking the people who did this to us, we will only bring on
more violence. They will probably use many arguments, ranging
from political to religious to humanitarian.

2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch
them in the nose.

3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very
angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.

4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only
brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on
this matter. Tell them if they are really committed to a nonviolent
approach to undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek
and negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead by example if
they really believe what they are saying.

5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you
are correct.

6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit
them much harder. Square in the nose.

7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and
the idiot realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.

8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an
unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of
people. It is unacceptable and must be dealt with. Perhaps at a
high cost.

We owe our military a huge debt for what they are about to do
for us and our children. We must support them and our leaders
at times like these. We have no choice. We either strike back,
VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the nose.



Lesson over, class dismissed!!!!!

 

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All I got to say is.....

WORD

 

 

Yeah Man. ****

 

 

That might actually work on 10-20% of the protestors.
What about the rest of the mindless non thinkers that don't really have a good reason to be there other than to follow the flock of other mindless non thinkers

You have to figure around 10-20% at least, are under the illusion that they have a just cause......how wrong they are.