A Golfing Question

Old Mar 20, 2003 | 07:23 PM
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A Golfing Question



Can you name the worst possible foursome to play the game of golf?


How about:

1. MONICA LEWINSKY

2. O.J. SIMPSON

3. TED KENNEDY

4. BILL CLINTON



WHY DO YOU ASK?



1. MONICA IS A HOOKER

2. O.J. IS A SLICER

3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER THE WATER

4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST
 
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Old Mar 20, 2003 | 07:29 PM
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Damn..................
 
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Old Mar 20, 2003 | 08:27 PM
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Somehow, I knew you would have something to say about golf. Even if it was only one word
 
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Old Mar 20, 2003 | 08:35 PM
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Now that, is hilarious!
 
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Old Mar 20, 2003 | 08:37 PM
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Somehow, I knew you would have something to say about golf. Even if it was only one word
I don't know anything about golf, but hookers, well....
 
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Old Mar 20, 2003 | 09:31 PM
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ooo man that is sooo true!!
 
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Old Mar 20, 2003 | 09:38 PM
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damn, are yoy retired, gator? if you are i can get you a job driving, so you can get off the puter for a few hours a day!!lol

that was a funny one!

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Old Mar 20, 2003 | 10:17 PM
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damn, are yoy retired, gator?
Nope, just laying low enjoying life
Reality is about to hit me in the azz
 
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Old Mar 21, 2003 | 11:50 AM
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I wasn't even going to read this thread, since I don't like golf, and I never play it....but, coming from you Gator, I knew there was a possibility of it being a joke of somesort

Good one! LOL


So, if you aren't retired, are you just in between jobs right now? Is your girl supporting you?
 
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Old Mar 21, 2003 | 12:07 PM
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Exclamation Originally posted by Navigirl

Is your girl supporting you?

Wow! Fast Gator is a kept man! I'm so envious right about now. Maybe I can convince my wife to get a job so I can stay home and "service" her when the need arises.

Gator you stud !!
 
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Old Mar 21, 2003 | 01:07 PM
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Originally posted by NaviGirl

So, if you aren't retired, are you just in between jobs right now? Is your girl supporting you?
Yeah, something like that
 
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