Women ALWAYS Complain
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Women ALWAYS Complain
A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins or a ham and cheese sandwich?" she inquires.
He declines. "Still not hungry." he says, "The Viagra really trashes my desire for food.
Come dinnertime, she asks him if he wants anything to eat. Would he like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe he'd like a microwaved pizza or a tasty stir-fry that would only take a couple of minutes?
He declines. "Naw, still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins or a ham and cheese sandwich?" she inquires.
He declines. "Still not hungry." he says, "The Viagra really trashes my desire for food.
Come dinnertime, she asks him if he wants anything to eat. Would he like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe he'd like a microwaved pizza or a tasty stir-fry that would only take a couple of minutes?
He declines. "Naw, still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
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I believe that quote comes from Charles Barkley......
He said you know when this world is *****ed -up when the best rapper is white and the best golfer is black
On the other hand..........NaviGirl likes my joke........YEAH BABY....That approval
He said you know when this world is *****ed -up when the best rapper is white and the best golfer is black
On the other hand..........NaviGirl likes my joke........YEAH BABY....That approval
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Originally posted by Fast Gator
BTW.............
Iam only putting up these many jokes, because in todays environment, I believe everybody needs a laugh
BTW.............
Iam only putting up these many jokes, because in todays environment, I believe everybody needs a laugh
Sure you are, just trying to get to 10k...
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Antthing like a good time