Subject: : Super Granny


Grandma had a bad day shopping. The following is a true story. An
elderly
Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four
males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping
bags
and drew her handgun proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I
have a
gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't
wait
for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into
the
back of the car and get into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that
she
could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it
dawned on her why.

A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces
down.
She loaded her bags into her car and then drove to the police station.
The
sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with
laughter.

He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were
reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less
than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large
handgun.

No charges were filed.................

 

I think i would run too if an old lady had a gun pulled on me.

 

A few years back they arrested some old lady on a hit and run near Clearwater (FL) who hit a bunch of pedestrians while standing at a bus stop. She said she thought they were garbage cans. They should really retest these people every few years...

 

i really need these laughs

 

Hehe, Freeze! Aww, such nice young men...

 

That why I take the trouble to do this

 

Now thats someone I would be proud to call Grandma...

Hey Grandma, isn't that your silver Lighting over there???

 

The correct answer would be ..........Grandpa

 

We keep this up, with your's and my screen name here and next thing you know is RockPick will be along with another dedication thread...

Sir, Grandpa...

 

Think RP will put a layer of Zanio on the Bolt for me

 

No, he is afraid to play with the really good stuff, still playing with that K-mart, going out of business, wax stuff what ever its called...

 

u da man gatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

Say what

Come'on RockPick, defend yourself