He Said....She Said...
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He Said....She Said...
10). He said....I don't know why you wear a bra;
you've got
nothing to put in it.
She said....You wear briefs, don't you?
9). She said....What do you mean by coming home half
drunk?
He said....It's not my fault, I ran out of money.
8.) He said....Since I first laid eyes on you,
I've wanted
to make love to you in the worst way.
She said....Well, you succeeded.
7). He said....Two inches more, and I would be
King.
She said....Two inches less, and you'd be Queen.
6). On wall in Ladies Room : "My husband follows
me everywhere.
"Written just below it :"I do not".
5). He said....Shall we try another position
tonight?
She said....That's a good idea...you stand by the
ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart.
4). Priest said....I don't think you will ever
find another man like
your late husband.
She said....Who's gonna look?
3).He said....What have you been doing with all
the grocery money I
gave you?
She said....Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
2). He said....Let's go out and have some fun
tonight.
She said....Okay, but if you get home before I do,
leave the
hallway light on.
And Number one
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( 1 )He said....Why don't you tell me when you
have an orgasm?
She said....I would, but you said not to call you
at work
you've got
nothing to put in it.
She said....You wear briefs, don't you?
9). She said....What do you mean by coming home half
drunk?
He said....It's not my fault, I ran out of money.
8.) He said....Since I first laid eyes on you,
I've wanted
to make love to you in the worst way.
She said....Well, you succeeded.
7). He said....Two inches more, and I would be
King.
She said....Two inches less, and you'd be Queen.
6). On wall in Ladies Room : "My husband follows
me everywhere.
"Written just below it :"I do not".
5). He said....Shall we try another position
tonight?
She said....That's a good idea...you stand by the
ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart.
4). Priest said....I don't think you will ever
find another man like
your late husband.
She said....Who's gonna look?
3).He said....What have you been doing with all
the grocery money I
gave you?
She said....Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
2). He said....Let's go out and have some fun
tonight.
She said....Okay, but if you get home before I do,
leave the
hallway light on.
And Number one
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( 1 )He said....Why don't you tell me when you
have an orgasm?
She said....I would, but you said not to call you
at work
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From: Great Lake State
Good stuff
She said... give me 12 inches and make it hurt.
He said... ok and did her three times and kicked her in the as*.
She said... give me 12 inches and make it hurt.
He said... ok and did her three times and kicked her in the as*.
