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Old Mar 18, 2003 | 05:06 AM
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What's the difference between Toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of toast.

 
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Old Mar 18, 2003 | 08:08 PM
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Old Mar 18, 2003 | 08:12 PM
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France to America...

Please, please, please can we still be friends, we are sooooo afraid...
 
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Old Mar 18, 2003 | 09:40 PM
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Old Mar 18, 2003 | 11:25 PM
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What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle
 
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Old Mar 18, 2003 | 11:26 PM
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K I L L E D
 
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Old Mar 19, 2003 | 09:15 AM
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K I L L E D
Same thing happens to cats and kittens when they cross in front of my truck...

Then I start singing "Another one bites the dust, and another ones down, and another ones down, another one bites the dust"
 
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Old Mar 19, 2003 | 12:43 PM
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let's give back the Statue of Liberty back to the French, but remove the torch and give her a white flag!
 
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