A new blonde employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The
personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to
work promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock
at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman
comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she's
incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes
the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the
problem.Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the
end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material
used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she
cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and
starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.The personnel
manager starts laughing hysterically.
After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the
woman and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job
is to give Elmo two test tickles."

 

ROFLMAO!!!!!
Thats hilarious.

 

thats great

 

thats a good one

 

So, if my `Tickle Me Elmo` has a set that she sewed on, is it worth more than one made after they told her?
Just kidding, that was a good one!