Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help.

After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who solved the problem.

"The good news is I can cure your headaches... The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your ********* to press up against the base of your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the *********." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he hadanything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need -- a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!", was the reply.. Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see... 34
sleeve and 16 and a half neck. Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business60 years!" he replied again. Joe tried onthe shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted thecollar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"

Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably
around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"

Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The
salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said,
"Let's see... size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A 34 underwear would press your ********* up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache"

 

LMFAO....

You sumbitch...

 

good one

 

Happened to a lawyer huh? My heart's bleedin' for him

 

LMAO @ Gator....

You finally realized that 01 has a HUGE target painted on his back and its our civic duty to aim at it... no... not a target on his 'back side' but a target on his back. If it were a target on his 'back side', only Gator would be aiming for it!

RP

 

There's not TWO TARGETS on his back(side)

 

Pure comedy, this whole thread! Well, except for this post, of course...

 

But, if there were two, you'd be pretty excited about it now wouldn't you Gator. Fess up. We know how you are.

RP

 

Who needs enemy’s when I have friends like you two?

If we ever meet up you and Fast Gator are going to owe me some drinks...

 

Did somebody mention drinks????????

I was out praticing for St Paddys Day last night

 

I think 01 mentioned drinks... and both Gator and I know the rule...

You bring it up, you have to pay for the first 70 rounds. Sorry 01. Drinks are on you buddy!

RP

 

Yaaa, well I got your drinking glasses right here. Once I get done putting a few more coats of ZAINO on them, we'll have a few...

 

Mmmmmmmmmmm

drinking glasses with Zanio

 

Since your older then me I can't really say "That's my boy" so I guess I have to say:

"That's my Hero"...

 

Tomorrow is suppose to be like 58 degrees here. I have the truck ready to go, looks like tomorrow could be a good ZAINO day...