I'm with you Raoul.

Who the hell can justify spending government coin on that. We all pay 1/3 of our income in to the Government just to see them change the damn menu on Capital Hill. What about the Kia sized pothole I have to avoid every morning on the way to work. Oh no, we don't have the money to spend on road repair. Or health care, or replacing the money taken from Social Security. Nope, first things first. We need to remove the word "French" from the damn menus!

There is probably a mechanic out on a carrier in the Indian Ocean, repairing a fighter jet with duck tape right now. I'm sure he's thinking that the money is better spent on the menu's too.

 

I yield the floor to the distinguished colleage from Taxachusetts.

 

Screw the Frogs...next question!

 

OH MY GOD! Stop the presses! Notify the Government Printing Office! Frog Legs are still on the House and Senate dining menu.

How in the hell could such an oversight occurred?
What are they doing in Washington?
Isn't anyone reading the damn menus?

(This wouldn't have happened if Bill had got a third term.)

 

Speaking of Clinton. There is one thing to thank France for:

French maid outfits....

 

Thank GOD Billy boy did NOT get a 3rd term or we would be in one hell of a mess.

Then again, Billy boy would not do anything and just help Saddam like he helped China get nuke tech. information to help his good buddies in China become closer to having their dream come true.

NOTE:

There is NO Social Secuirty Account. Therefore there is NO money to replace in it. There is not and never has been a lock box. However if the liberals get there way they will spend every last dime of the Social Security money coming from our checks for social programs like walfare for druggies and lazy @ss people.

It is funny how people get so upset that people on the hill changed the STUPID wussie word French on a menu, but yet have no problem with ALL of them spending money on such STUPID programs like "why do worms dig in the dirt" or other multi million or billion programs for their home states.

Get a grip people, changing the word French on a menu is a good thing. It kept them from spending our money on something really STUPID, like letting welfare people have plastic surgury or something as silly as that. Hell they already get FREE braces for their teeth (now that is a waste of tax money)!!!

 

Well you got the jist of my rant anyway. And the govt. does "borrow" against social securtiy, even though isn't a lock box. And your probably right 01, the govt. has all these stupid programs that abuse our tax dollars. For example; Taxachusetts gives out more money on welfare per child you have. I was screwing around one day and found out that with unemployment and welfare, my girlfriend and I could earn more money by being deadbeats and having 4 kids, than by us working our current jobs.

Oh - and by the way, I apologize to anyone I offended when I spelled duct tape as "duck".

 

This is the General Discussion area of a truck enthusiasts site.
We can say any ole' outrageous thing we want and I often do.

"Nuke the towel heads..."
"Third term for Clinton..."
etc, etc...

We can do that here but, this thread is about the Congress of the United States.
What Bill Murray is saying, and I agree, is that when a Congressman wants to emulate one of his constituents who has changed a chalkboard menu or marked out a word on a dozen menus at some greasy spoon by having the congressional menu changed the same way, he is after the easy votes of the dimwitted.

When it happens it is an embarrassment for this Country.

"In a Democracy, you always get the government you deserve"

 

Right you are my friend, well kind of. "The goverenment does borrow against the social security". Well, kind of. They take in social security taxes from us and then pay out to those receiving the checks. Now there is more money coming in then goes to pay those receiving the checks.

So the "kind of right" I am talking about is they somewhat borrow against it. Since there is no social security account they spend that "extra" money and figure they will take care of the problem later down the road.

Later being when they are not in office anymore. So people will think ol' Jim from where ever is a nice guy because he took a few million of that TAX money to see why worms dig in the dirt.

Now, later when the problem arises for Joe, who was not in office to give away the candy will get blamed for raising our kids or grandkids taxes to pay our social security money, OR Joe will tell us "sorry old timers" the people in office during the Clinton admin. spent YOUR money, so good luck on the streets... and by the way your money found out why worms dig in the dirt, because they can... LOL

 

To: The Honorable Walter Jones R-NC

Why sir, may I ask did you stop with Fries and Toast?
If you want my vote, it will take more than that. Here, I will give you the verbage, all you have to do is sign it and present it as a Bill, you stoopid idiot...

All homes that have been constructed with 'French Doors' either by design or addition shall be burned to the ground and their occupants driven into the woods by an angry mob. Forever.

Children who joined the High School Band and selected the 'French Horn" are expelled effective immediately. and forever.

Males and Females engaging in the 'French Kiss' shall have the offending appendages surgically removed. They will be kept in a jar of alchol on Walter Jones' desk until such time as he can determine if returning them would have benifcial impact upon his political career.

 

Exactly 01. Basically when we're ready to retire, we better have contigency plan of our own because the thousands that we socked away in SS is going to be just distant memories. All so that we can form the Anit-French task force ad spend billions on removing the word "french" in government parchments. As well as other stupid task forces like the Worm- Digging task force. Actually I think Bill and Monica were major players on that campaign.

Raoul-

Don't forget Frenched headlights - for all those old car buffs will have their eyes removed and given to the blind on an exchange program.

And French bread. Bakers across the country shall be severly burned on a hot grill for baking french bread.

Mmm- I'm getting hungry now. Maybe I'll have a crossaunt. Ahh!! the anti-French task force is breaking down my door! Ahhhh!

 

AMEN BROTHER!

 

crashz, don't even sweat it, I have some duct tape, and the brand name is "Duck Tape." It has a picture of a ducky on it. That's right, a ducky, not just any duck. This one has sunglasses on! If you want to avoid confusion from now on, just start using "200 miles an hour" tape.

 

Yaaa Baby, 200mph tape, or better yet Winston Cup tape...