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3 Dogs
Three dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer, and a Labrador are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation.
The Doberman turns to the Boxer and says, "So why are you here?"
The Boxer replies, "I'm a pisser. I **** on everything - the sofa,
the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I
pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The Doberman says, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Lethal injection," came the reply from the sad Boxer.
The Doberman then turns to the Labrador and asks, "Why are you here?"
The Lab says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers
and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up
the carpets, But I went over the line last night when I dug a
great big hole in my owner's couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the Doberman inquired.
"Lethal injection," the dejected Labrador said.
The Labrador then turns to the Doberman and asks what he's at the vet's office for.
"I'm a humper," the Doberman says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had
just got out of the shower and as she was bending down to dry her toes,...well,.. I just couldn't help myself. I hopped right on her
and started humping away."
The Boxer and Labrador exchange a sad glance and say, "So, lethal injection for you too, huh?"
The Doberman says, "Hell no, I'm just here to get my nails clipped."
The Doberman turns to the Boxer and says, "So why are you here?"
The Boxer replies, "I'm a pisser. I **** on everything - the sofa,
the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I
pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The Doberman says, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Lethal injection," came the reply from the sad Boxer.
The Doberman then turns to the Labrador and asks, "Why are you here?"
The Lab says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers
and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up
the carpets, But I went over the line last night when I dug a
great big hole in my owner's couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the Doberman inquired.
"Lethal injection," the dejected Labrador said.
The Labrador then turns to the Doberman and asks what he's at the vet's office for.
"I'm a humper," the Doberman says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had
just got out of the shower and as she was bending down to dry her toes,...well,.. I just couldn't help myself. I hopped right on her
and started humping away."
The Boxer and Labrador exchange a sad glance and say, "So, lethal injection for you too, huh?"
The Doberman says, "Hell no, I'm just here to get my nails clipped."
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my favorite part was the banana dancing at the end.
that actually wasn't very funny, but i guess i couldn't really expect much more from you, Gator
my favorite part was the banana dancing at the end.
that actually wasn't very funny, but i guess i couldn't really expect much more from you, Gator
