couldn't resist posting this one: (hope it works.)

http://www.shamrocks.com/pats_mpeg_p...renchknife.jpg

 

Hey, nice knife! I like the integrated yellow stripe and pop-up white flag!

 

comedy

 

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.
France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
---Mark Twain

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
---Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
---Rush Limbaugh

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know."
--- P.J O'Rourke (1989)

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
--David Letterman

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."
--Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't
help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
---Jay Leno

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
--- General George S. Patton

 

P.J. O'Rourke sounds like one smart man.

 

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
--- General George S. Patton


He was one bad mother...

 

You talking about Shaft? hehe

 

I LOVE zee knife! How ap-pro-po.

 

Going to war with the French is like going hunting without an accordian

 

edit because link died

 

Usually, I don't post to threads like this one but this link is very interesting.

 

A couple go to their doctor for check ups for their marriage license. After a clean bill of health and before issueing the certificate he asks if they have any questions of a "personal" nature.
The perspective bride sheepishly said yes.
"My husband having gone to school in France has devolped a penchant for **** sex, and i want to know if it's ok".
The doctor replied that it is safe if they take care and proper precautions.
"What are the precautions?" she asks.
"Well for starters, that you don't get pregnant".
Astonished the woman asks,"I can get PREGNANT from that?".
"Of course you can my dear! "
"Where do you think THE FRENCH COME FROM?"


BADA BING, BADA BOOM.

 

F150Europe, That's a very interesting graph and chart. I wonder if anyone has taken those same children and done a graph of how many of them played soccer for more than 10 years while growing up. It would be interesting to see if there was a higher percentage of soccer players in the countries with the lower average IQ's. I know soccer is probably more popular in Europe that North America or Asia. I read somewhere that a test group of college student were tracked from middle school to college, divided by soccer players and non-soccer players. The soccer players started out the same as the non-soccer players, but after 10 years, their average IQ's were 10 points lower.

 

Hello Mr. French man.


Is German youre native language or the launguage you use to comunicate daily?







Your Welcome

 

Great link F150Europe. Goes to show most of the more intelligent Europeans are with us.