It was announced today that Canada is now preppared to help the U.S. in its war on terrorism.

They have promised to commit two of there largest battleships,6000 troops and 60 fighter jets.

However....after the exchange rate,that comes down to a canoe,two mounties and a flying squirrel

 

Man, that is just old !!!!!! LOL !!!!

Have Fun & Keep on Truckin'
Dean

 

It was new to me, maybe i can redeem myself with a bear hunting joke that does not include sex with a bear


Two hunters went to Drummond Island in Michigan to hunt bear.
One hunter was Dutch, the other Czecholoavkian.

On their first day hunting on this island that has more bear than people, they were walking in the woods and came upon a clearing.
On the other side of the clearing, the hunters spotted 4 bears and as they made there way around the clearing to get close enough for a shot, another bear was eating berries and was startled by the hunters.

This bear [a male] came up behind the bow hunters and proceeded to chase them across the clearing.
The Dutchman hunter was faster than the Czecholoavkian and got away.

The Czecholoavkian bow hunter was mauled and eventually eaten.

The Dutch hunter called the Sheriff and the DNR who showed up around 20 minutes later.
By this time, the bear that ate his hunting bud was over by one of the other bears, a female, they wanted to know which bear to shoot.
The dutchman said, "It was the big male bear that killed and ate my friend"

The DNR officer as well as the sheriff all proceded to shoot the living hell out of the female bear, after exchanging a few words.
The dutchman said, "What the hell are you doing, i told you it was the big male bear!"

The officer looked over at the dutchman and said,"My daddy always told me to never believe a Hollander, when he says the check is in the mail".

 

 

That one is really, really old.

About being fast, that is for sure.

So lets hear some other jokes about Dutchmen!!

 

Does anyone know how copper wire was invented?

Two Dutchmen fighting over a penny!

 

 

 

France

 

i heard an interesting quote yesterday:
"Going to war with France is like going hunting and forgetting the accordian"

 

2X

 

Let me guess.....Gordon fan?

 

Why that's Jeff himself........LOL