Frank was excited about his new rifle, and decided
> > to try bear hunting.
> >
> > He spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
> >
> > There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned
> > around to see a big
> > black bear.
> >
> > The black bear said, "That was my cousin, and you
> > have got two choices.
> >
> > Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
> >
> > After considering briefly Frank decided to accede to
> > the latter
> > alternative.
> >
> > Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and
> > vowed revenge.
> >
> > He headed out on another trip where he found the
> > black bear and shot it.
> >
> >
> > There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a
> > huge grizzly bear
> > stood right next to him.
> >
> > The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake, Frank.
> > That was my cousin
> > and you have got two choices. Either I maul you to
> > death or we have
> > rough sex."
> >
> > Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate.
> >
> > Although he survived it would take several months
> > before Frank finally
> > recovered.
> >
> > Outraged he headed back to the woods and he managed
> > to track down the
> > grizzly and shot it.
> >
> > He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on
> > his shoulder. He
> > turned around to find a giant polar bear standing
> > there.
> >
> > The polar bear said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come
> > here for the
> > hunting, do you?"
> >
> >
>
>
> __________________________________________________
>

 

Eye On America Update

Fast Gator ascends 8,000 posts!

FG is the Chuck Yeager of F150online.
"FG if you could, look out the window and describe for us the scene you see below."

 

Can I have your autograph Mr. Fast Gator???

 

OOOPS, something went wrong its below 8,000, damn bears...

7996 as of this post

 

Funny thing about the number of posts.... I used to have quite the tally going. Then I got distracted by my Stage 3 Roush Mustang and kinda missed all of the fun. Then when I came back into the fold the site had changed hosts and I had to start over a NEWBIE!!! But I still know all of you that were there in 1999 - rock on.

Fast Gator -
You are the man!!!

 

Chuck Yeager? I thought I was the Buster Douglas of F150......I want to be Buster, Buster, Buster

Bears, I don't need no stinkin bears!

 

This hunter came to town talking about how he was gonna get a Bear...the other hunters told him not to mess with the bear 'cause he was a bad mudder fudder...the hunter said he was gonna take his biggest pistol and put a cap in it's ***...well the hunter goes into the woods and see's this bear standing there and proceeds to unload a clip at that bear "pappappappap" well when the smoke cleared that bear wasn't standing there anymore then he felt a tap on his shoulder and turned around and the bear was behind him..."okay hunter heres the drill" the bear said "either I can maul you to death or you take where the sun don't shine"..."damn I don't want to get mauled to death" said the hunter so he dropped his draws...well the bear tore that hunter up and that just pissed that hunter off so off to town went the hunter and he got himself a AK47 and went back to the woods...lo and behold there was the bear again standing in the woods(where else) and that hunter lets off a clip at that bear."tattattattattattattattattattat"(the aK has that destinctive sound you know) well the smke clears and the bears not standing there anymore..just then the hunter feels a tap on his shoulder and turns around to the bear standing there.."well you know the drill hunter" says the bear...the hunter drops his pants again and that bear tears him up so bad he's bleeding now...well now he's really pissed so he goes to the local Army Navy store and gets a rocket launcher and heads back to the woods and see's the bear standing there again (that bear needs to get a life) well the hunter takes aim and "PPPPPAAAATTTTOOO"..."KKKAAABBOOOMMM" trees are flying and dirt too and when the smoke clears that bear isnt standing there anymore...then the hunter feels a tap and doesnt even turn around he just drops his pants...just then the bear say's "hey hunter your not into it for the sport anymore are you?"

 

Gator you want another for the office tommorrow?

 

Sure, but Iam unemployed.

Iam sure the barmaids will like a new one though

 

this is the one about the 2 drug dealers...these 2 drug dealers went before the judge..."your looking at some serious time..but I'll tell you what..if you get 50 people off drugs in 10 days I'll let you go"..so the dealers take off..10 days later they show back up.."how did you do?" asked the judge to the first dealer.."I only got 35 people off drugs your houner"..."what did you tell them?" asked the judge..well the drug dealer drew a large circle then a smaller one inside of it..."I told them this is your brain before drugs" pointing at the large circle "and this is your brain after drugs" pointing at the smaller circle..."pretty good"exclaimed the Judge "kinda like that fried egg commercial"..."how did you do?" asked the Judge of the second dealer .."your honer I got a hundred people off drugs".."a hundred people?..what did you tell them?" asked the Judge...pointing at the small circle"I told them this is your ******* before prison" then pointing at the larger circle "this is your ******* after prison"

 

I've never been too good at staying on topic so call me a hypocrit if you must; but, this post off topic.

 

My last post was an obvious attemt to increase my #'s of posts.

 

You know that Buster got fat and grew a beard?
You don't want that to happen to you, do you?

 

too late Raoul!

Fat Gator:

 

Brooks, High Five!
We tag-teamed his azz that time!

p.s. your post has a typo.
You accidently left the 's' out of 'Fast'.