French jokes
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From: NJ
Why do the french smell???
So the blind can hate them too.
What do you call french soldiers coming to help American and British soldiers in the iraqui desert??
A mirage.
Why do the french have glass bottom war ships??
so they can see the rest of their fleet.
Going to war without the french on your side is like going hunting without an accordian.
How many french soldiers does it take to defend paris??
Nobody knows, it's never been tried.
What does Maginot mean in french??
Welcome!
So the blind can hate them too.
What do you call french soldiers coming to help American and British soldiers in the iraqui desert??
A mirage.
Why do the french have glass bottom war ships??
so they can see the rest of their fleet.
Going to war without the french on your side is like going hunting without an accordian.
How many french soldiers does it take to defend paris??
Nobody knows, it's never been tried.
What does Maginot mean in french??
Welcome!
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Joined: Apr 2000
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From: Stinkin Joisey
Originally posted by WhiskeyTango
Why do the french smell???
So the blind can hate them too.
What do you call french soldiers coming to help American and British soldiers in the iraqui desert??
A mirage.
Why do the french have glass bottom war ships??
so they can see the rest of their fleet.
Going to war without the french on your side is like going hunting without an accordian.
How many french soldiers does it take to defend paris??
Nobody knows, it's never been tried.
What does Maginot mean in french??
Welcome!
Why do the french smell???
So the blind can hate them too.
What do you call french soldiers coming to help American and British soldiers in the iraqui desert??
A mirage.
Why do the french have glass bottom war ships??
so they can see the rest of their fleet.
Going to war without the french on your side is like going hunting without an accordian.
How many french soldiers does it take to defend paris??
Nobody knows, it's never been tried.
What does Maginot mean in french??
Welcome!
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Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 1,895
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From: Starkville Mississippi
Yep, theres only 2 types of people i hate:
1) those who are insensitive about others cultures
2) and the French!
We here at CMSU are started to call french fries "Freedom Fries" cause the french arent with the US on the war issue
1) those who are insensitive about others cultures
2) and the French!
We here at CMSU are started to call french fries "Freedom Fries" cause the french arent with the US on the war issue
