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show your patriotism
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman
who is not his wife. So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all American
women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out
any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude
women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And
since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your
side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America !
who is not his wife. So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all American
women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out
any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude
women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And
since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your
side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America !
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From: Tampa,Florida
Originally posted by F250wannabe
Just one hour? Why not all day!!
No fat chicks! must be 30 or younger!
Just one hour? Why not all day!!
No fat chicks! must be 30 or younger!
LOL...Amen....I dont even want to see naked fat chicks!
(Don't worry, I am way under 30, and I am not fat
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next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern
It should say this Saturday.Now I'll have to spend Saturday afternoon at the nude beach drinking beer in my lawn chair instead.
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Let see:
Lawn chair - Check
12 Pack of Miller Lite - Check
Girlfriend parading around in nothing - Check
Problem is that its cold outside, so we just might do this in doors, maybe the Fleet Center?
Lawn chair - Check
12 Pack of Miller Lite - Check
Girlfriend parading around in nothing - Check
Problem is that its cold outside, so we just might do this in doors, maybe the Fleet Center?
