Found this on collegehumor.com...

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Fact is ...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak & ******* Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show her man just how much she loves him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & ******* Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

 

Steak n BJ? Isn't that one and the same? Sure if you're Justin Timberlick's b/f

 

Now that sounds like a good idea!


Can we also throw in no complaining for the day, or is that asking to much ?

 

woah there Captain! Let's get our priorities straight here. You can't ask for too much or you'll get nothing. So let's start here and maybe one day...just maybe....there will be a no bitchin' day.

 

Comeon Pete, you got a better chance of Saddam admitting everything than your far ought request.

Iam calling my Congressman monday morning on the "Steak/******* hoilday

 

Okay okay, so I was pushing it. At least we can fantasize about it!

Lets get a petition started!


BTW - speaking of women and yapping:
http://www.galaktek.com/cgi-bin/inde...=listener.html

 

Where do I sign?

 

Originally posted by Fast Gator
Where do I sign?

By the X. Oh wait, the Y. No, the XY

 

You know, if Clinton was still in office I betcha would could get this passed as a holiday