ISLAMIC TV GUIDE



SUNDAY:

0800 - My 33 Sons

0830 - Osama Knows Best

0900 - I Dream of Mohammed

0930 - Let's Mecca Deal

1000 - The Kabul Hillbillies



MONDAY:

0800 - Husseinfeld

0900 - Mad About Everything

0930 - Monday Night Stoning

1000 - Win Bin Laden's Money

1030 - Allah McBeal



TUESDAY:

0800 - Wheel of Terror

0830 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right

0900 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things

0930 - Saddam's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers



WEDNESDAY:

0800 - Beat the Press

0830 - When Kurds Attack

0900 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread

0930 - Just Shoot Everyone

1000 - Veilwatch



THURSDAY:

0800 - Fatima Loves Chachi

0830 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H

0900 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils

0930 - Married with 139 Children

1000 - Eye for an Eye Witness News



FRIDAY:

0800 - Spongebob Squareturban

0830 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway?

0900 - Teletalibans

0930 - Camel 54, Where Are You?



SATURDAY:

0800 - Judge Jihad

0830 - Suddenly Sanctions

0900 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?

0930 - Cave and Garden Television

1000 - Middle East Survivor

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...........
Please, not Teletalibans, we just got Falwell quiet about the tubbies, now he'll start again!

Say, now that I think about it isn't he Canadian? Now, for the appropriate smilie and again

Great TV guide LOL!

 

Holy Sh** Im laugh outta my chair this is great

 

Good one! That should go in the 'post hall of fame'.

 

Great post! Thanks!

 

HA HA HA "CAMEL 54" HA HA HA

 

ROTFLMAO !!!!

 

They have TV?