Big Fat Liars
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Big Fat Liars
Why do people have a compulsion to lie?
Today, I ran into "George the Greek" by chance, aka "George the Liar"
Now George the Liar happens to have a cousin whose name is "Sparrows the liar"
Now George and Sparrows are really a good bunch of guys, but they can't help themselves when it comes to telling tall tales.
Whenever they lie, I know they are fibbing, they know that I know, and they know, that I know, that they know. (does that make sense?)
Nevertheless, the they insist on telling tall tales. (it's entertaining to say the least)
So today, I am sitting in my truck, and parked beside me is this totally riced out Honda CRX (I think it's CRX, or CX5, who the heck knows, but it was the small hatchback, My first guess is CRX)
The rear bumper is crooked, the front bumper is all busted up, the front grill is missing (A piece of cardboard in its place, and a broken antenna to top it off)
Basically, the car looks lie a real POS.
So as I'm admiring it from my truck, I look over, and I see a big *** "NOS" decal covering the entire fuel door, you know the "NOS------>" with the squiggly arrow?
So I begin chuckling to myself, thinking what a retard the owner is.
10 seconds later I see "Sparrows the Liar" walk out, and get in his car (yes, the NOS Honda)
God I wish I had my camera with me at that moment.
So I roll the window down and Get Sparrows attention...
Habibi: Hey Sparrows, how's it going man?
Sparrows : Yo, what's up dude (big grin)
Habibi: Nice car man! Hey, where are your nitrous oxide tank?
Sparrows: (dear in the headlights look) Huh?
Habibi: Well I see you have a NOS decal, so I'm wondering where you keep the tank.
Sparrows: Oh yeah, I had to pull the tanks out, ever since I fried my carburetor! The Nos was so wicked, it literally fried my carb, that's why I don't have it anymore.
Habibi: That sucks man, sorry to hear that.
Sparrows: Naah, it's cool, my cars going in to my cousins chop shop in Montreal, and after they finish all my engine work, it's gonna have 350 HP at the wheels!
Habibi: Is that tranny gonna be able to hold that?
Sparrows: Yeah, they're putting in a special heavy duty tranny too!
Habibi: You are gonna have one fast car on your hands!
Sparrows: Well, it's wicked fast right now, it's only gonna be faster.
Habibi: Well good luck buddy, see ya around.
Conclusion
Why does Sparrows have to lie?
His car is worth about 600 Canadian dollars as it sits, so the likelihood of his story being true is pretty slim.
Don't ya just wish you could just say what you think? (just for a day) HAHAHA
It sure would be fun.
Anyone else have any big fat liar stories?
Some lies are expected, for instance, if a guy tells the gals that he has the "Ron Jeremy special", well, it's ok to tell those types of lies, but don't lie about Naaaaws!
Habibi
Today, I ran into "George the Greek" by chance, aka "George the Liar"
Now George the Liar happens to have a cousin whose name is "Sparrows the liar"
Now George and Sparrows are really a good bunch of guys, but they can't help themselves when it comes to telling tall tales.
Whenever they lie, I know they are fibbing, they know that I know, and they know, that I know, that they know. (does that make sense?)
Nevertheless, the they insist on telling tall tales. (it's entertaining to say the least)
So today, I am sitting in my truck, and parked beside me is this totally riced out Honda CRX (I think it's CRX, or CX5, who the heck knows, but it was the small hatchback, My first guess is CRX)
The rear bumper is crooked, the front bumper is all busted up, the front grill is missing (A piece of cardboard in its place, and a broken antenna to top it off)
Basically, the car looks lie a real POS.
So as I'm admiring it from my truck, I look over, and I see a big *** "NOS" decal covering the entire fuel door, you know the "NOS------>" with the squiggly arrow?
So I begin chuckling to myself, thinking what a retard the owner is.
10 seconds later I see "Sparrows the Liar" walk out, and get in his car (yes, the NOS Honda)
God I wish I had my camera with me at that moment.
So I roll the window down and Get Sparrows attention...
Habibi: Hey Sparrows, how's it going man?
Sparrows : Yo, what's up dude (big grin)
Habibi: Nice car man! Hey, where are your nitrous oxide tank?
Sparrows: (dear in the headlights look) Huh?
Habibi: Well I see you have a NOS decal, so I'm wondering where you keep the tank.
Sparrows: Oh yeah, I had to pull the tanks out, ever since I fried my carburetor! The Nos was so wicked, it literally fried my carb, that's why I don't have it anymore.
Habibi: That sucks man, sorry to hear that.
Sparrows: Naah, it's cool, my cars going in to my cousins chop shop in Montreal, and after they finish all my engine work, it's gonna have 350 HP at the wheels!
Habibi: Is that tranny gonna be able to hold that?
Sparrows: Yeah, they're putting in a special heavy duty tranny too!
Habibi: You are gonna have one fast car on your hands!
Sparrows: Well, it's wicked fast right now, it's only gonna be faster.
Habibi: Well good luck buddy, see ya around.
Conclusion
Why does Sparrows have to lie?
His car is worth about 600 Canadian dollars as it sits, so the likelihood of his story being true is pretty slim.
Don't ya just wish you could just say what you think? (just for a day) HAHAHA
It sure would be fun.
Anyone else have any big fat liar stories?
Some lies are expected, for instance, if a guy tells the gals that he has the "Ron Jeremy special", well, it's ok to tell those types of lies, but don't lie about Naaaaws!
Habibi
