Black shoe polish on the black toliet seat.

Clear plastic wrap over the bowl, strech tight, and return the seat to the down position.

 

I still have to try that. That would be hilarious.

 

I'm guessin youve done the penny lock and the trash can full of water against the dorm door trick.

You can put a zip tie down thing on someones drive shaft, when they start going it hits the gas tank or something, and makes a noise, they won't figure it out.

get some old arnold movies, and record sound bites, and cut and past thems, and call people and play the recording.

 

OK this I am not very proud of but the idiot deserved it....

Everyone has the loud-mouth know-it-all at work but this guy knew nothing but decided to be a loud-mouth anyway.

He was moving from CA to CO for a new job . I had a license plate bracket sign made that said "F*CK YOU" "I SHOOT COPS" and installed it on his last day at work.

Well the his "Good Friend" told me that he got pulled over in AZ and was stretched out on the pavement in 110 degree weather for 25 minutes while they searched his car and they found a loaded firearm (not illegal there) but caused him all kinds of grief.

It work as planned but I felt like an @ss.

 

I taped on the rear bumber of a car at work a cardboard sign that read:


Honk Iam A DumbAss

 

One that always works in an autobody shop This guy I used to work with was always playing pranks on me, so one day I decided to get him back but good. He was patching up the rear body of an old Mercedes, inches away from the gas tank, so this was my chance! I found a 2x4 about 4 feet long, and snuck up behind him. I put one end against the concrete floor, held the other end my hand, and put my foot in the center of it. As he began welding again, I put prssure on the board with my foot, and let go of the top end. WHAM!.. You've never seen someone scoot backwards so fast, so fast he hit his back against the metal door six feet behind him. He chased me for a while but he was too slow. We did have good laugh, but he never wanted to play pranks anymore after that. Wonder why??,,,,98

 

Patrick:

The secret to a good prank is it has to be a custom job. You can't cheat an honest man, so your prank has to suit the victim. Here's an example of a prank to pull on someone who either has a girlfriend or is looking for one:

Set up a bogus account at Yahoo or whatever and hook up with the victim by lurking in chat rooms he frequents, or IMing him. Pose as whatever your victim is looking for until you get established enough to set up a meet. Now you have a lot of options here:

If he has a gf already set him up to meet his online pal when he is already out with his real gf. Enlist the help of a girl he doesn't know to pose as his online gf, and have her meet them "accidentally" when they are out someplace. Watch the sparks fly. You can also tip off his existing gf to the scam and have her come back from the ladies room with "her new friend" who happens to be your accomplice. Watch him sweat as the internet gf and real gf talk about the new guy she met online.

If he doesn't has a gf the options are limited only by your imagination. If the meet is set up in a public place (mall food court etc) have his internet gf show up and not be exactly as advertised: Have the 20 year old girl of his dreams turn out to be...Your grandma, his grandma, your mom, his mom, a guy in drag etc.

If you really want to go over the top have the internet gf turn out to be waaaaaaay underage, such as your 12 year old little sister. When she shows up and idetifies herself as "HotSTuff69" have a couple of "undercover cops" bust him for being a internet predator/pervert etc.

Tell me how it turns out, just remember pay back is a bit@h.

 

Call the local auto parts store and ask for a water pump for a '72 super bettle. I had one come back and say uhhh...we dont have a listing for that, do you want me to special order it for you?

you can get some really non-car people with this one, change the air in your tires every 5,00 miles, or when you change your oil, The air gets stale in there and wont hold up your tire

find a wiring diagram for a selected vehicle, say your buddies 78 vega wagon for instance, find the horn wire and the blinker wire, in the dash......splice them together everytime he uses the blinker in the direction you picked, the horn will blow when the blinker blinks ---thats a good one

 

LOL misterford those are pretty good ill have to do the wire trick Ill call down to autozone today and see if i can get a water pump for a beetle. If they have that along with spark plugs for the duramax diesel, ill begin to wonder...

 

Check out the Personals in the local paper, reply to a bunch of ads (using his name and number) in the alternative lifestyles section.

 

Im definetely going to dry the zip tie thing on my buddies car he will be pissed lmao!

 

Now that one I could work with

bawhahahahahahahaha

 

I just thought of another one, ahhhh youth, lol! There was this guy in high school who might have weighed all of 110 pounds, but generally made himself a MAJOR pita. I even saw him call his mother a unspeakable name to her face once, he lived right next to where we played football after school. Anyways, one night a friend and I found a dead skunk, and inspiration hit. He had this 82 Z-28 which was pretty ragged out for only 4 or 5 years old. We snuck up into his driveway, and stuffed the dead skunk between the muffler and body very snugly, and went about our business. I had forgotten all about it, when one day he drove up to us as we were walking down the road, and cursed loudly as he did a quick burnout. I can only imagine how it must have smelled before he found it, LOL!,,,,98

He never did bother us after that, though

 

I am sitting here LMAO at this whole thread you guys are the best

 

aww man skunk in the tailpipe? ouch! one of my buddies here got a dead rabbit put under his drivers seat and his car sat for 2 weeks inthe hot summer sun before he drove anywhere. I dont even want ot konw what it smelled like when he opened that door for the first tiem!!!!!