SUV's vs. Cow Crap
SUV's vs. Cow Crap
Well, the enviromental wackos really have their hands full now (no pun intended) now it has been reported that cars/trucks are the number one pollutor followed by cow crap putting emisions into the air.
What in the hell are we going to do now? They don't want us to have SUV's, and trucks, and soon they will be trying to take away our milk and steaks too.
Now I think perhaps these wacked out nut cases enviromental brain dead people have been doing along with their crack and mother earths natural herbs has been sniffing too much of the cow crap out at the farm.
One of their bright ideas is telling the people that own all these nasty, Bin Laden supporting cows is they need to clean the cow crap up quicker then they have been.
I am thinking about going into business within the week and producing a few different items. One may be a cow crap scoop, you know just a bigger version of the doggie scooper that owners have to take to clean up after their dogs when they crap in public. Another one would be some type of cow diaper, a bigger version of "Depends" not sure how it will work out for the cows or owners. Now about the cow gas, thinking I need some professional help with that one, maybe some type of cat system that can mounted within the cows as*.
Well, just goes to prove a point I have made a few times HUMANS can not destroy mother earth. I am pretty sure that these nasty as* Bin Laden supporting cows and thier other animal friends have been around alot longer and pilling a sh*t load of crap on earth then us humans...
So to you envirmental wackos out their get your lawyers and take the damn cows to court and sue them, remember to bring your stupid PETA friends with you so they can explain to the cows just what their rights are, remember cows have rights too...
So what do some of you others think we should do about these nasty cows? and them being responsible for hurting mother earth?
God, I wish I had some more property so I could buy a few dozen cows to go along with my oil sucking, gas guzzling truck.
What in the hell are we going to do now? They don't want us to have SUV's, and trucks, and soon they will be trying to take away our milk and steaks too.
Now I think perhaps these wacked out nut cases enviromental brain dead people have been doing along with their crack and mother earths natural herbs has been sniffing too much of the cow crap out at the farm.
One of their bright ideas is telling the people that own all these nasty, Bin Laden supporting cows is they need to clean the cow crap up quicker then they have been.
I am thinking about going into business within the week and producing a few different items. One may be a cow crap scoop, you know just a bigger version of the doggie scooper that owners have to take to clean up after their dogs when they crap in public. Another one would be some type of cow diaper, a bigger version of "Depends" not sure how it will work out for the cows or owners. Now about the cow gas, thinking I need some professional help with that one, maybe some type of cat system that can mounted within the cows as*.
Well, just goes to prove a point I have made a few times HUMANS can not destroy mother earth. I am pretty sure that these nasty as* Bin Laden supporting cows and thier other animal friends have been around alot longer and pilling a sh*t load of crap on earth then us humans...
So to you envirmental wackos out their get your lawyers and take the damn cows to court and sue them, remember to bring your stupid PETA friends with you so they can explain to the cows just what their rights are, remember cows have rights too...
So what do some of you others think we should do about these nasty cows? and them being responsible for hurting mother earth?
God, I wish I had some more property so I could buy a few dozen cows to go along with my oil sucking, gas guzzling truck.
Well, I think I heard on the news they are changing their feed to help lessen the.. ah.. well.. the cow farts. Come on guys help me out here...is there a "politically correct" term for this?? I know Raoul could think of one. Hey! maybe that is where he is!! Working on a way to subdue bovine flatulance!!
The better half wants to know if that is what killed the dinosaurs...they had to fart way more than cows do!!!!
The better half wants to know if that is what killed the dinosaurs...they had to fart way more than cows do!!!!
Last edited by bwt; Jan 10, 2003 at 11:48 PM.
Originally posted by Fast Gator
You have a better chance of getting a greasy hamburger out of my hands (no chance)...than the keys to my truck
You have a better chance of getting a greasy hamburger out of my hands (no chance)...than the keys to my truck
You know I've never really thought highly of the vegetarians killing all the helpless plants that can't even run away
Come on guys help me out here...is there a "politically correct" term for this??
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How can cow crap hurt the Earth? I see it like this, What is another word for cow crap? Fertilizer! It is used to help promote growth in plants, vegetation, trees, flowers, grass, etc. How can that hurt the Earth?
Peacemaker:
To me you make absolute logical sence, however I guess you missed the same class I did on "Enviromental wackos 101"
It's bad enough these uneducated idiots want to take away the things we drive, now steak, milk, ice cream, cheese etc. What is next our BEST friend the DOG?
I know they are NOT actually at this time talking about getting rid of cows but just for them to bring the subject up that they are the second biggest pollutor should cause many logically people to have pause.
I do on the other hand think it is GREAT that they are talking about the cows. The more fruity and stupid they get the more that the public (that don't pay attention to logic only feelings) will begin to understand that what these people (enviromental wackos) really want is NOT for clean air, clean water etc but the POWER to control everyone but their own lifes.
It is just like the far left Liberals and how the public has come to not trust them and their tatics and just plain don't believe them anymore about all the stupid programs they promote. People are now begining to understand their programs are NOT about helping people but rather to have the POWER to control everyone elses life but their own.
Let's not forget the ELF's and just how much of a coward they are. It is easy for most anybody in the middle of the night to go set fire to buildings or trucks etc. Yet like the enviromenatal wackos, the far left Liberals the ELF is in the same boat they have not LOGICALLY thought out their cause or reason to be. All of them are just a cause due to "feelings" not any educated program, have absoluelty no ends for a means. They can't really tell you just how their program will affect you since they themselfs have NO idea. And why should they tell you or me or anyone because the truth behind it is what they pose as their front (clean air, help the poor, save the trees) is not really the purpose anyway. The purpose is CONTROL and there is nobody who can start a program or promote one and tell the people, the public:
Are program has the objective of taking CONTROL away from you the pubic on the things you buy, what you drive, where you live, how much money you can make etc so that we "insert name of orginazition here" can make that decission for you. In other words our goal is for a society were we make the decissions with the few of us and the rest of you (public) WILL follow or ELSE.
So my take on it at the moment is the general public is begining to wake up to this nosence and realize "hey these people are really wackos"
To me you make absolute logical sence, however I guess you missed the same class I did on "Enviromental wackos 101"
It's bad enough these uneducated idiots want to take away the things we drive, now steak, milk, ice cream, cheese etc. What is next our BEST friend the DOG?
I know they are NOT actually at this time talking about getting rid of cows but just for them to bring the subject up that they are the second biggest pollutor should cause many logically people to have pause.
I do on the other hand think it is GREAT that they are talking about the cows. The more fruity and stupid they get the more that the public (that don't pay attention to logic only feelings) will begin to understand that what these people (enviromental wackos) really want is NOT for clean air, clean water etc but the POWER to control everyone but their own lifes.
It is just like the far left Liberals and how the public has come to not trust them and their tatics and just plain don't believe them anymore about all the stupid programs they promote. People are now begining to understand their programs are NOT about helping people but rather to have the POWER to control everyone elses life but their own.
Let's not forget the ELF's and just how much of a coward they are. It is easy for most anybody in the middle of the night to go set fire to buildings or trucks etc. Yet like the enviromenatal wackos, the far left Liberals the ELF is in the same boat they have not LOGICALLY thought out their cause or reason to be. All of them are just a cause due to "feelings" not any educated program, have absoluelty no ends for a means. They can't really tell you just how their program will affect you since they themselfs have NO idea. And why should they tell you or me or anyone because the truth behind it is what they pose as their front (clean air, help the poor, save the trees) is not really the purpose anyway. The purpose is CONTROL and there is nobody who can start a program or promote one and tell the people, the public:
Are program has the objective of taking CONTROL away from you the pubic on the things you buy, what you drive, where you live, how much money you can make etc so that we "insert name of orginazition here" can make that decission for you. In other words our goal is for a society were we make the decissions with the few of us and the rest of you (public) WILL follow or ELSE.
So my take on it at the moment is the general public is begining to wake up to this nosence and realize "hey these people are really wackos"
Last edited by 01 XLT Sport; Jan 11, 2003 at 12:35 PM.
All I know 01 is that these people are stupid sick wackos. They are probably brainwashed into believing this stuff. But you know what, I bet all of these people drive or have driven SUV's and trucks. They also probably eat meat that came from the cow. They probably also use fertilizers for their plants. Now where does that fertilizer come from? You guessed it, cow crap. These people are just ignorant and need to shut up.
paulv107:
Your absolutely right, the majority of them do drive SUV's, eat steak, grill outside with charco have HUGE house's where they probabely burn 5 times the heating fuel I do to heat mine.
When the question is put to these morons about what they drive, or eat or how much fuel they use to heat when they are brave enough to answer its some stupid answer like "Well we need our SUV's because we are saving the earth" or what ever.
It is always THEY NEED IT, but you and I don't. It makes my point so damn clear it is not funny.
"THEY WANT THE POWER OVER THE MASSES"
That is their ONLY objective, for anyone else to believe otherwise means they either dont have the means to know better "they follow the crowd", "they are brainwashed themselfs" or the most common one "Someone else will fix it for us if it gets out of hand"
Your absolutely right, the majority of them do drive SUV's, eat steak, grill outside with charco have HUGE house's where they probabely burn 5 times the heating fuel I do to heat mine.
When the question is put to these morons about what they drive, or eat or how much fuel they use to heat when they are brave enough to answer its some stupid answer like "Well we need our SUV's because we are saving the earth" or what ever.
It is always THEY NEED IT, but you and I don't. It makes my point so damn clear it is not funny.
"THEY WANT THE POWER OVER THE MASSES"
That is their ONLY objective, for anyone else to believe otherwise means they either dont have the means to know better "they follow the crowd", "they are brainwashed themselfs" or the most common one "Someone else will fix it for us if it gets out of hand"
These enviro-wackos are frickin' stupid. From what I gathered they want complete power over everyone else, like some kind of communist party or something? And what they say goes??? They think everybody else is stupid and they are right? I think they are a bunch of ignorant a$$ social rejects looking for attention. Just my 2 cents.





