"Times have changed and so have we. Our main products used in construction are plastic and duck tape"

 

"Aww heck...lets just start it up anyways...if i did we can charge em for a whole new motor!"

 

wanna...exactly

 

..."Well we did'nt screw it up bad enough last time,so lets try it again in 2004"

 

for a bunch of people who love your ford trucks so much you seem pretty bitter towards ford

 

wolf_creek...I'm thinkin the same thing!

 

well my 98 4.6 pings a little and has door cracks AND came from the factory with no grease in the rear end ($2,000 damage-warrenty paid ) but still i think Ford trucks are the best. I would buy another all over again if i had to and will someday.
Their slogan should be .....well I cant think of one

 

i love ford trucks. im just having fun. what's Chevy's slogan?

 

If this same question was posed on a Chevy site, there would be about 500 replies allready.

Chevys new slogan:

"We only give you 1 daytime running light, but charge you for 2."

 

no you mean "We have no common sense. All our cars have 6 cylinders or less and our trucks look like wrinkly old men"

 

Honda:
"We can't speak very good English so therefore we suck at designing cars."

Dodge:
"Dodge this recall!!"

Toyota:
"Our trucks try to be big and our cars want to be fast"

Pontiac:
"What in God's name were we thinking?"

Acura:
"We speak English better than Honda so therefore we charge more."

Subaru:
"The worlds foremost sport utility doesn't mean it can go anywhere"

Cadillac:
"Let out the rapper beneath"

Bentley:
"Sign away your life"

Aston Martin:
"James Bond equipment not included"

Daewoo:
"The name means THUNDER WEENIE in Korean"

Kia:
"Our cars are just as powerful as our name"

Suzuki:
"We just suck...period"

 

"Look again" before pulling in to traffic, your 4.6 might just stall out in the middle of the intersection.

"Look again" that Tundra over there ain't so bad lookin'

 

Seacrow,

i like that last one! but thats because we have a tacoma

 

Anyone see one of the Pontiac Aztecs? OMG, butt ugly, it looks like the avalanche took a big dump, and the aztek was the result.

Little turd clone is what it is, hahaha.

 

I've had mine now for five years and I've bought 3 Fords in that time...the product is fine ..it's the producers and support that are screwing it up...I've put up with everything from Ford from door cracks to warped rotors that thier support staff will stand there and tell you"there's nothing wrong with it"...but when i stood there and got told by this service writer"next time there's really something wrong,don't be afraid to bring it back"well that pretty much cut it for me ...so now I wrench my own and I know it's done right and if I can't figure it out,then I sit down here and ask and get some real fine advice from a great membership on this site....and when some of us get a chance to poke fun at a multi billion dollar company,we'll get the go-jo out,then hit the keys...peace